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BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

BOY: Say you love me! Say you love me!
GIRL: You love me...

GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon??

BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate,burning kiss??
TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something,It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do you think, Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil: "The moon."
Teacher: "Why?"
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the daytime when we don't need it.

"Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil: "A teacher."

Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer: "What other colors do you have?"

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."